Rihanna could literally sneeze and I would scream out the words "iconic!" and "goddess!" and "queen!" So it perhaps comes as no surprise to anyone that I am utterly flawed by a slow motion video of her strutting in a bikini while smoking a joint.

Rihanna posted the video to her Instagram with no caption (she's Rihanna, it's fine) and it might be one of her best Instagrams to date.

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"Damn I jus passed out," wrote True Bloodstar Rutina Wesley. I think she speaks for all of us.

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"Just like my hair elastic... she snapped," singer Faouzia commented.

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"BIG DICK ENERGY 🔥🔥🔥🔥," wrote another Instagrammer. Remember that?

"Me walking into the bank to cash in on my sugar daddy’s life insurance after his untimely passing," wrote another Instagram user.

I'm afraid we have no choice but to stan.

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