Today was the day Donald Trump read off a teleprompter.
After Trump came under fire from nearly everyone for failing to criticize the white supremacists behind Charlottesville, two days later, the president finally dragged himself to a podium today to state, once and for all, that racism is bad.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.
It's a lesson most of us learned in the womb, and Trump delivered it with as much enthusiasm as, say, a depressed Siri. For many people watching, it was clear that Trump had no interest in condemning the alt-right folks that make up part of his base.
SEE ALSO:10 things Trump denounces more than hate crimes and white supremacistsThough Trump technically criticized the white supremacists behind the rally, he neglected to call it an act of domestic terrorism. He has called far less, far worse, on a far shorter timeline.
Here are the completely benign people, places and things Trump has condemned more harshly than Charlottesville's neo-Nazis.
1. People who drink diet coke
2. CNN
#FraudNewsCNN #FNN pic.twitter.com/WYUnHjjUjg
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 2, 2017
3. Rosie O'Donnell
4. Mika Brzezinski's face
5. The Failing New York Times
That is incorrect. NYT’s business is thriving. Most ever paid subs: 3.3 million; and growing profit, income and revenues. (1/2) pic.twitter.com/NE5fqu8RVW
— NYTCo Communications (@NYTimesComm) August 7, 2017
6. "The AmazonWashington Post"
7. His own Senate Majority Leader
8. His own healthcare legislation
9. Kristen Stewart's relationship with Robert Pattison
10. Everything Barack Obama has ever done
Via Giphy11. ABC
12. NBC
13. NATO
Via Giphy14. Pretty much every anti-Russian postwar alliance
15. The FBI
Via Giphy16. The mayor of London
17. The Pharma Exec who resigned from his tech council because he thought Trump was too racist
18. Senator Flake
19. Senator Schumer
GREAT meeting today with the best staff in the history of the world!!! pic.twitter.com/ocE1xhEAac
— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) June 12, 2017
20. Senator Blumenthal
21. Presidents who golf too much (um)
President Obama should have gone to Louisiana days ago, instead of golfing. Too little, too late!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2016
22. New Hampshire
23. China
24. Mexico
25. Australia
26. Germany
27. Most of his staff
28. Robert Mueller
29. Andrew McCabe
30. Every single one of our trade deals
31. Transgender soldiers
32. War heroes
33. Adam Schiff
Sleazy Adam Schiff, the totally biased Congressman looking into "Russia," spends all of his time on television pushing the Dem loss excuse!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 24, 2017
34. Polls that don't favor him
35. Crooked Hillary
36. Chelsea Clinton
37. The "phony" Russia investigation
Via Giphy38. The fake news media
39. The FAKE AND FRAUDULENT news media
The FAKE & FRAUDULENT NEWS MEDIA is working hard to convince Republicans and others I should not use social media - but remember, I won....
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 1, 2017
40. Greta Van Susteren
41. Megyn Kelly and her period
Via Giphy42. "Psycho" Morning Joe
Via Giphy43. Lyin' Ted
44. Little Marco
45. "Pocahontas"
46. The Iran deal
47. Ben Carson's "pathological disease"
48. Climate change
49. His own attorney general
Via Giphy50. April Ryan
51. Bill Clinton
52. Ronald Reagan
53. The White House
54. Mitt Romney
55. Saturday Night Live
56. The cast of Hamilton
Via Giphy57. Nuclear deterrence
53. So-called judges
54. Mexican judges
55. Mexicans in general
56. Muslims
57. Kathy Griffin
58. Meryl Streep
Via Giphy59. Snoop Dogg
60. Mark Cuban
61. My mom, by extension
62. Arnold Schwarzeneggar
63. Alec Baldwin
Via Giphy64. Whoopi Goldberg
65. Joy Behar
66. Ronda Rousey
Via Giphy67. John Oliver
68. Anderson Cooper
69. Neil freakin' Young
70. Samuel Jackson
71. NAFTA
72. Refugees who don't want to become "local milk people"
73. Michelle Obama
Via Giphy74. Buzzfeed
75. Jeff Bezos
76. Sweden
77. Apprentice rumors
78. Women who breastfeed in public
79. Canada, again for that dairy sh*t
80. Himself, unconsciously and inadvertently, with each and every hypocritical tweet and public appearance
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